Humor just a wee bit late...

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "From Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Faith and begora! So am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Jaysus, Mary & Joseph! And isn’t it a small world now, so did meself! I did! And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited and says "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 me own self. Why… let‘s have a pint on that! Barkeep another pint for himself and me!!"

About this time, Vickie walks out of the kitchen pours herself a soda. Brian serves the two men their beers, and walks over to Vickie, shaking his head.

“Man, it's going to be a long night tonight."

She frowns and says, “How come?”

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."