How you know it's going to be a bad day... Part 200 or something

Okay, it's a bad day because yesterday I came home to a letter taped to my front door. Now as a rule that in and of itself does not portend bad news. Opening it and reading it did, however.

I was thrilled to be informed that:

A) "We're writing to tell you that, Hey! Guess what?! We sold your house!"

B) "Enclosed is the name of the new owners and oh, by the way, we're closing in less than a week so don't forget to go sign a new lease with them."

C) "Oh and before we forget, they want to inspect the place and adjust rents accordingly."

D) As I've asked so many other times in my life, "What does a stroke feel like?!"

So I'm sitting here losing it... the landlord's not answering his phone (Hmm... go figure..) and it's after five so I can't reach any others involved!

AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made for a great night... barfing, and other gastric issues along with a headache the size of Mars. Why do I always get so physically sick when I get upset? I can't even laugh at it anymore. (And to think I'm going to be 50 in a year. That should be a blast.)

I spent today in utter denial. Worked for me. Of course I know I can't rely on that as a course of long term action... well... maybe? No. But... nope, have to face reality. I can only remain in denial until tomorrow morning.

Maybe around nine, no wait maybe noon. As I haven't slept, and chances are looking pretty thin for any rest tonight I'm shooting for noon. If I manage to fall asleep at 5 or 6 a.m. I'll definitely shoot for noon.

I had hoped to surf the night away but it's storming and I hesitate to remain on line and have my computer get fried. I really would lose it then.

Cripes... I'm just so damn tired of life continuously coming up and smacking me in the back of the bean!

Will I ever get a break? Well, that's a stupid question... I'm still alive so I guess that's the break that means the most so I shouldn't be bitching.

I wish I were here right now....

To hell with Calgon take me away...

"Hello? Northwest Airlines?

What's the next flight you have to Anchorage?"

By the way... did you realize there was a solider sleeping on the couch at the airbase in Afghanistan? Believe it or not. A friend there took the picture. It's some of the new camo. I'm just glad my furniture is all solid colors.

I really would have a stroke if I found someone

blending in on my couch!

Of course... I'd have to actually have a couch!