Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Still no pics.... but getting there!

Okay... here's one. That isn't a joke.
A friend of Zoya's took it.


It's one of the reasons that stretch of highway isn't maintained from October to May. As there are only about 15 people that live near or on it. It just isn't cost effective.


They are 42 miles
off the road system!

So it's dogsled or snowmobiles to the nearest town. It's nuts but, they love it. They also just got another 18" or so of snow. Brutal.

We hit 77 here at home yesterday breaking numerous records. I likes that a lot!

There is no snow left, save for the huge plowed piles in parking lots and stuff.

My flowers are starting to poke their little heads out of the ground. I'm hoping that we don't get a nasty freeze here in the Not-So-Great-White-North. It's been known to happen and that would seriously bum me out.


With the sun shining and the warmer temps, though it's just into the 60's today with brisk winds... it makes me want to go out and wash windows and crap like that! HA! But it's way too early for that.


Weirdness abounds anyway this past week, we actually had our first tornado watch and warning of the year... also record setting. The rain was so deep and fast that the gutters were like white water rafting courses.

Another bummer because the ground isn't thawed enough for most of the water to soak in and we sure do need it!


Sadly, friends of mine that farm and grow landscaping/Christmas tress are going to have another hard season if they don't get some much needed precipitation.


So since I am pumped about doing something productive for a change... yeah, yeah get back on your chairs. I decided to start spring cleaning inside. Then it occurred to me that spring cleaning should involve the closet as well.


I can't imagine what I was thinking.

So instead of surveying a bright and shiny house, I am surveying a mess you'd have to see to believe. Cripes. It'll be June before I get this back in order. Of course I must admit that sitting here on the computer isn't very conducive to help sort out the mess.


Well, at least this didn't happen at my house. Then again... if it had, I could always have claimed the debris field is why my house looks like it exploded!



I sure have to admit though that I would sure love to know the explanation of how this incident took place. And where...

Couldn't you guys just see
something like
this happening to me?
Uh-huh... me too.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Trying to be nearly normal. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Is it just me or is this guy insane?
The really scary part is that this guy is also about 6'2"

Cripes!

That's a unaltered photo of a guy that stood stock still as the female moose sniffed him and decided he wasn't a threat. She was doing this because she had her two babies with her!

I would have wet my pants, had it been me. It really blows my mind when I see the size of these things!

People have them routinely coming into their yards like squirrels do here! They also are a serious driving liability, in Anchorage after dark! Why, you might ask? Because they come into the city to lick the salt off the roads!!

I'm not kidding either. Can you even imagine coming up the street and finding a couple of those in your way? I mean, when I first got to Alaska, my friends were telling me that people die all the time from hitting them!

I can see why.

Can you imagine hitting a moose that size if you're driving a Toyota or a car that size? I saw F150 & one F250 that were barely drivable after hitting a moose. Nope... I'll take my chances any day with a scrawny little whitetail thank you very much!

So, getting back to normality returning around here. (Yeah, yeah!) I've got the first load of clothes in the washer, and performed the "favorite" chore of my day, scooping poop.

Yes, I know it's been awhile since I got home but the jet lag was killing me. I had to try to move past it. It was difficult but I managed to overcome it.

Well... that and the fact that jet lag is only an issue for something along the lines of about the first 24 hours or so after you get to your destination. So it was time to drop that particular excuse!

I got my kitchen back in order. That translates into, "I'm too fricking uninterested in sorting through all this stuff (paperwork of one sort or another) so I'm putting it in a bag on my desk.

Works for me!

As a distraction from all the mental anguish of my trip home, (you can get up off the floor and stop laughing!) I rented the new Bond movie, yes... Bond movies are a guilty pleasure, I must admit.

I wasn't sure about this one, I know there's been a whole mess of press and public scorn about the choice for Bond but I loved it because it was the first Bond movie I've seen in a long time that really mirrored and stayed true to the book. I think Ian Fleming would be proud. I now think the choice they made was outstanding!

It was a sort of prequel (but not a weird George Lucas prequel thing) as to Bond's beginnings, when he first qualified for his "double-O" status. I liked it a lot. And coming from someone that would eat bees for either Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan... that's saying a lot.

Okay, where the hell was I going with this? Oh yeah, wasting tim... I mean, trying to get back to normal.

Next on my hit parade is my garbage. My rolling garbage can hadn't gone to the curb in many weeks. Mostly because with all the snow, I couldn't (or more to the point, wouldn't bother) to get it to the street.

Then of course we got just enough warm weather to melt the snow. Which created puddles. Puddles that were two inches deep and subsequently froze solid. There was no way I was jack-hammering the wheels out of that!

Well, we hit the 50's a couple of times this past week so the ice is gone and the garbage smells so tonight it goes to the curb! Yay! (humor me, it's a big issue!)
The rest of the weekend and early part of this next week is going to be trying to get back into my routine. The migraine really threw me for a loop, there went three days!
I guess I should sign off and stop wasting time... yeah, I admit it! But while it's really sunny outside it's cold and I'm not thrilled with the idea of going out and about. Therefore... the remaining house chores need to move forward.
Or at the very least, it's Sunday so I could go back into the living room to watch the special features of the Bond flick!
Hmmm... I wonder if I've got any microwave popcorn left?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Migraines... yuk.

If I were a dog...This is what I'd look like.
Seriously. Seriously? Seriously.
(Yeah, yeah... too much Grey's Anatomy.)

Just checking in. I'm still alive but yesterday was iffy.
It would have hurt a lot less being dead.

Still no new pictures, couple of reasons... a) I haven't left the house in many days. b) The thought of having to contend with actual people? Uh-uh. Finally, c) No money... no film development.

Looking at the big picture, the only reason is mainly c.

Going back to bed now. (And the first one of you that makes a pithy comment, dies.)

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

In tribute...

Nell Schandelmeier
1926 ~ 2007
The mother of a very special man and two daughters...
Godspeed Nell...

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Cold vs. Cold, Smelly Dogs And Why Flying Sucks

And so it begins....


This is a picture of the Ceremonial Start. I'll be adding more pictures of the teams once I get film developed. This is a shot of "The Chute" from which each team is "launched" at two minute intervals. This was taken by someone else, a number of my shots are at street levels as they made the first turn to head out of town.

The reason there is a second sled tethered to the first sled is to give it ballast while the musher's sled is carrying it's Idita-rider. The auction winning bidder of the "Idita-rider" is sitting in the sled basket of the musher they bid on.

I can't say with complete certainty about this year, but four time champ Jeff King generally has a Make-A-Wish child as his Idita-rider. I'm sure his sponsors pay big bucks to provide this, but publicity and all that happy hoo-ha aside... there's something very special, providing a potential terminally ill child the opportunity to experience a dream come true.

Zoya's idita-rider was Adventure Girl, Stephanie Michaels. Because of the qualifying troubles Zoya encountered, Steph was paired with Wisconsin Rookie, Donald Smidt.

This musher is trying something different for his first Iditarod, that being his team is completely comprised of Siberian Huskies. These dogs tend to be slower as they are much larger than the Alaskan Huskies tend to be. It will be interesting to see how they fare as the race continues. As a rookie, just finishing is a huge accomplishment.


Okay, back to my adventure! When I knew for sure I would be going to Alaska, my first thought was warm enough clothes. Rather than purchase warm, expensive gear I would probably not use here at home... I set out for "borrowing" clothes from everyone I knew.

This led to the wearing of my brother's blaze orange hunting bibs, along with numerous "layers". Then came my first concern of being prepared for the "cold"... I know it gets cold here, I've dressed for cold weather before. I mean I grew up in the Not-So-Great-White-North... how bad could it really be?

The first taste of Alaskan cold vs my type of cold?

That can best be summed up with an occurrence I now know as "nasal closing". Yup... as in, "Dear God, my nose hair has frozen to the inside of my nostrils!"

Ya' know how the phrase, "It's a dry heat!" is used to refer to hot climates in places like the U.S. Southwest? Well, Alaska's should be, "It'll freeze your boogers."

Cripes.

So anyway... I had a black leather, wool-lined parka so I didn't have to borrow my brother's blaze orange jacket too. However, getting ready to leave the house for the start in Anchorage, I fielded comments such as, Wow! That's bright!" & "Well, you'll be easy to find in a crowd!"

Ha-ha.

I had been led to believe this wouldn't stir up a fuss in Alaska.

Wrong.

Once downtown for the Ceremonial Start, even complete strangers commented on my fashion nonsense. (pun intended)

When I discovered my musher girl's hubby had said, "I've always wondered who bought those bright orange clothes... now I know!" I wasn't sure if I should take offense or what...

So... thanks John!

In my defense... where we live, if you didn't wear blaze orange during hunting season, chances are you wouldn't see the end of hunting season!

Because of a serious family emergency, those of us visiting didn't have a great deal of time with John and Zoya. Perfectly understandable and it didn't stop us from having fun and seeing the sights anyway.

One of the clearest days however, Zoya took us to Eureka where we saw the Matanuska Glacier on the way, which is also known as the Mat-Su area. Although the glacier is snow covered this time of year, the incredible blue color of the glaciers is because the million plus age of glacial ice absorbs all colors except blue!

Because the ice won't absorb it, it scatters back giving the glacier its beautiful icy blue hue! Cool, eh? I can hardly wait to see the glacier ice when I return for my summer visit!

On our trip to Eureka, we brought along one of our favorite pooches, Chuckie. He is so sweet and loving and man... smelly doesn't begin to cover it! (I wonder how the rental car people felt about this particular bouquet of "doggier-than-your-average-rental-car return scent?) Hey... she was goin' to the Iditarod afterall!

Chuckie mouthing off!

In Chuckie's defense, it was canine athlete smelly, not, "OH! Good God! What is that smell!?!" smelly. Although we did find ourselves singing, "Smelly dog, smelly dog, what are they feeding you?"

Suddenly the time sadly came when I had to smash everything back into my suitcases and head for home. With every trip I've ever taken, this ranks right up there to putting a Rubik's cube back together.

Just a quick side note... I bought stickers of all the colors on the cube and applied them over the cube to return it to it's original configuration of color schemes.

Worked for me.

Finally I had everything jammed back in, praying TSA would forgo inspection, because there was no way the stuff was ever going to get jammed back in there the second time! On that point, I scored.

Leaving the airport that night, however wasn't in the cards. When they made the first delay announcment, everyone figured (much as I had) that it was a, "Hey-my-vacuum-cleaner-isn't-running-the-right-way-so it'll-be-a-few-minutes before I'm done."

Then as the waiting continued, during one of the follow up announcements a slip-up occured and we all discovered (All means the 187 of us waiting to board) it was a maintenance engine problem!

So getting out on time seemed to be slipping away faster than we had hoped for. Then they told us that they were begging other airlines to see if they had the part we needed. If someone did, we'd be on our way in perhaps two hours.

You can imagine the level of joy this brought to us.

Then came the announcement that floored us all. They told us they were trying to determine if we could make it to Minneapolis and replace the part upon arrival there!

For a split second, we all stood mute. Then pretty much everyone there basically said at the same time, that there was no flipping way we would board under those conditions. Although the actual words used by many passengers were not quite that polite.

Within minutes the final word rained down. We weren't leaving. This was a 2:00a.m. Talk about a "Not a happy camper" moment! I heard words that I am assuming were foreign language versions of the "go-intercourse-yourself" statements I heard earlier.

I was smart in one aspect... while they were being abusive, rude and nasty towards the poor flight agent that had to deal with those people, I was on my cell phone getting on another flight.

I never told anyone else around me I was good to go about five minutes after the announcement. While I made my plane changes however, others made hotel accommodations.

This turned out to be a horse apiece situation. I could have easily returned to where I had been staying but as it was already after two, I wasn't about to throw the household into a tailspin with a late night call. Mainly because of the seriousness of a family member in the ICU. No way was I making a call that would freak them all out.

Then I overheard that the hotel vouchers were for $50 and the cheapest rooms started in the $80's. I quickly scoped out a set of chairs with no armrests, staked my claim, put my head on my carry-on, my legs over my camera case, set my cell phone alarm and quickly crashed.

Mainly because I had taken my evening medications foolishly thinking, "All right! I'll take these and sleep on the plane!"

The next morning, even with all the trials and tribulations of the night before fresh in my mind, (along with a sore neck and a cruddy morning mouth) I was touched when I discovered that during my sleep, someone had taken the time to cover me with a blanket.

Whether it was out of kindness or fear that I sounded like a chainsaw with my snoring I'll never be sure.

Of course the trip gods weren't quite done with me yet.

My flight was delayed two hours, I managed to still make my connection and I finally arrived home after spending more than 24 hours at either an airport or aboard a plane only to discover my luggage had not made the same connections.

My luggage did however, make it to my final destination many hours after I did.
They even delivered it to me promptly.

At 4:30 a.m.

As I slammed the door and stumbled back to bed I muttered some of my newly learned intercourse-thyself phrases in a foreign language....

That was when I smashed my toe into the bed frame.